Do you want anything from Tesco? By Lizzo

4th April 2024

HEY y’all, it’s your girl Lizzo. Music icon. Boss bitch. Plus-size goddess. Frequent patron of Tesco on Clifford Bridge Road in Coventry. So let me ask you this – d’you need anything picking up?

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Will you get laid before the election? A quiz

3rd April 2024

BRITAIN is due a general election this year and you’re overdue a bout of bedroom activity. But given widespread reluctance to call either, which will happen first?