Don't have windows: energy-saving tips from a penny-pinching expert

AS I walk through the streets, saving money as ever by paying for neither transport or a gym, I chuckle at the houses wasting energy by having windows. What fools. 

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Let's move to a bleak West Midlands town with a museum celebrating industrial revolution poverty! This week: Dudley

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