Don't knock the Great Depression. Back then, men were men

3rd April 2025

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who thinks we should declare Birmingham a landfill and be done with it

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Overpriced lingerie: the expectations versus the reality, with the Mash sex columnist

31st March 2025

ASK any man with swollen nuts and a stagnant love life hoping nobody sees him in Ann Summers: spending unaffordable amounts on risqué lingerie is a sure route to a shag.