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'Energy, housing, defence, is there anything I can't do?' laughs Grant Shapps. The room falls silent

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s time-serving prime minister

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Bobbing for apples with my dick, baby – how I'll sex up your village's fruit and vegetable show, by The Weeknd

A TROUBLED summer for Abel Tesfaye, the musical megastar known as The Weeknd, has seen his much-hyped HBO show The Idol cancelled. 

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