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Every time my Rwanda plans are thwarted, I pull the head off a puppy

By home secretary Suella Braverman, as racist as any two white men

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A confused millennial tries to… get around using an A-Z

by Joshua Gardner, whose toaster connects to the internet for firmware updates

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