Every woman in Britain fantasises about Nigel Farage when making love. And most of the men

14th December 2023

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who believes that once we’ve sent the migrants to Rwanda, we should nuke it

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Why I still shoplift from newsagents, by Timothée Chalamet

13th December 2023

PIN-UP and Wonka star Chalamet tells us why fame hasn’t changed him and he still sticks a Yorkie up his jumper whenever he pops into a high street newsagent: