Everything that's wrong in my life and why it's Doctor Who's fault: by an obsessed fan

19th October 2022

MY LIFE has been nothing but a series of catastrophic failures and humiliating fuck-ups. But it’s not my fault. It’s Doctor Who’s.

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I can't carry on like this until the election, Sir Keir. It's humiliating that everyone thinks I'm this thick

18th October 2022

I THOUGHT I was ready for anything as your undercover agent in the Tories. Interrogation, danger, all that. But not the whole world thinking I’m a cretin.