Five English towns I would rather not be given the freedom of, by Sarina Wiegman

31st July 2025

WINNING the Euros a second time round means your success-starved island nation is forced to go to even greater lengths to show its gratitude. But please don’t bother giving me the ‘freedom’ of these places:

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This week in Mash History: Vikings in small boats invade British Isles but it's fine because they're white, 866

28th July 2025

MORE than a millennia ago, the UK faced an unprecedented invasion from foreigners seizing land and assaulting women which nobody resented even slightly.