Five horrific penile injuries to cause then pretend were accidental, with the Mash sex columnist

13th November 2023

AS an innocent Google of ‘grisly penile injuries’ will demonstrate, sex can be dangerous. And refreshingly, sometimes it’s the man who comes off worse.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

12th November 2023

Aries, March 21st–April 19th