Five other beautiful world locations and the life events I plan to ruin them with, by Jeff Bezos

3rd July 2025

HELLO peasants. You can’t have failed to notice mine and Lauren’s recent understated wedding in Venice. And now you’re gagging to know what other tasteful events we have planned.

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This week in Mash History: 'Catherine Howard looketh hot as f**k washing that carriage,' says King, 1540

30th June 2025

HOT weather makes Britons behave unusually, and so it was when 17-year-old Catherine Howard stripped out of her lady-in-waiting outfit to wash a gun carriage.