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Gen Zers dual screening porn 

YOUNG people are adept at watching two different genres of pornography simultaneously on separate devices, it has emerged.

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Vegans ecstatic at development of new vile and unholy meat alternative 

VEGANS across the country are celebrating the creation of yet another freakish aberration of nature that scientists have dubbed a ‘meat alternative’.   

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