Gourmet burger chain expects you to dislocate your jaw like a python

19th March 2024

A GOURMET burger chain is expecting customers to be able to detach their jaw from the rest of their skull in order to eat their food, it has emerged.

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This week in Mash History: Elizabeth I decides she's done with dating, 1568

18th March 2024

THE final monarch of the Tudor dynasty, Queen Elizabeth I of England was known for her intelligence, diplomacy, and virginity. But the last was not entirely by choice.