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He approaches from behind. Drops his trousers. Keir Starmer is ready to bugger our Brexit

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who has hated Venezuelans ever since one gazumped her on a house

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Mash Blind Date: 'She's specifically looking for a "Daddy". Well, I'm a father-of two'

HANNAH Tomlinson, aged 36, has a Daddy fetish. 50-year-old Martin Bishop has two adult daughters and a practical car. Is he what she’s looking for? 

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