He knows full well who Lorraine is. I've caught him wanking to her

5th May 2022

From the diary of Carrie Johnson, Britain’s first lady

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Why cooking for vegans needn't be a hassle, with Colin the emotionally unstable chef

4th May 2022

VEGANISM’S hot right now, so let’s celebrate healthy, plant-based diets! It’s not like vegans are holier-than-thou twats who deserve their soy protein rammed up their arses, is it?