'He's so inspiring,' I told my wife. 'I cannot believe you found a leader even shorter than you,' she agreed

9th February 2023

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Europe’s second-shortest leader

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Five sexual practices to retire once you've had children

8th February 2023

CHILDREN are ostensibly the point of sex while being expert and dedicated boner-killers. Your once-adventurous fucking is halted at every turn by their constant, invasive presence.