How I'll replace Klopp and rebuild Liverpool, by Billie Eilish

2nd May 2024

POP megastar Billie Eilish has announced an 81-date world tour. But she’s not bothered about that. Instead here is her plan for bringing the glory days back to her beloved Liverpool FC.

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'You’re shop-soiled goods by age 30': Your own mum or an online incel? Guess the quote

1st May 2024

WERE these offensive nuggets of misogyny offered to you by an internet stranger who despises the idea of female empowerment, or your sweet old mum? Find out here: