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How I've talked six out of nine bridge jumpers out of it, which is a good ratio, by Sean Penn

MY performance in One Battle After Another – the hit black comedy that had you holding in a piss for three hours – won me a BAFTA for Best Supporting Actor. But I’m also supporting vulnerable bridge jumpers in California.

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Woman spends three days evening out eyeliner

A WOMAN preparing for a night out has entered the third day of applying and redoing her winged eyeliner.

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