How to be the coolest motherf**king octogenarian in any garden centre. By Al Pacino

17th October 2024

WANNA know how to walk into any garden centre from Minshull’s in Crewe to Coopers of Bishop Stortford and f**king own the goddam place? Learn from a Hollywood legend like me.

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The six high-profile sexual dalliances I will enjoy as England manager, by Thomas Tuchel

16th October 2024

YOU have appointed an unmarried foreigner to manage England and, in accordance with tradition in this role, I shall put it about. Here’s the six I favour: