How to choose which of the gentlemen in the club will be the most chivalrous choker?

25th July 2023

HOPING to get choked to climax tonight, but unsure which lucky chap will be the most adept at strangling you without accidentally murdering you?

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Six ways to look fucked off in a… waterproof

24th July 2023

BRITISH summer has splashed down, holidays are happening, and coastlines are choked with families fighting horizontal sleet. How do you wear your waterproof?