How to cook the perfect poached egg, with Colin the emotionally unstable chef

8th March 2022

AS A chef, I’m frequently asked is how to poach the perfect egg. If that’s your biggest problem in life go fuck yourself with a rusty saw, because some of us dream of being that fucking lucky. So let’s see which method works best.

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Mash Blind Date: 'We divorced in 2017, is this some kind of sick joke?'

7th March 2022

Tom, aged 38, is reunited with ex-wife Mary, aged 34, to see if the love they once shared might bloom again and for a laugh.