How to cook the perfect romantic meal, with Colin the emotionally unstable chef

13th April 2022

There’s no better way to impress a lady than a romantic meal for two. Unless they’re sadistically playing with your feelings like a cat toys with a mouse, before ripping your heart out like some evil succubus from Hell.

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Mash Blind Date: 'He was almost as much of a prick about eating meat as I was about being vegan'

12th April 2022

COULD committed vegan Flora and enthusiastic carnivore Jamie find common ground, or are they both tedious, sanctimonious twats whose date was bound to fail?