How to pretend your Amazon package never arrived and get a refund, by Cillian Murphy

OPPENHEIMER star Cillian Murphy might be Hollywood’s hottest property, but that doesn’t mean he’s above the occasional Amazon scam. They’re insured anyway, probably. Here are his tips. 

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