How to pretend you're more sexually adventurous than you actually are

10th October 2024

DEEP down, are you a monogamous ‘missionary will do’ kind of person, but want the world to think you’re sexually exciting? Here’s how to give the impression you’re less vanilla than you are.

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Sixty people paid £3 billion in income tax and we're meant to be f**king grateful

9th October 2024

JUST 60 individuals, each earning at least £50 million a year, paid £3 billion in income tax and expect the rest of us to f**king thank them.