How to pull in any branch of Wetherspoons, by Rupert Murdoch

23rd March 2023

BILLIONAIRE media magnate Rupert Murdoch is marrying again aged 92, due to these seduction techniques guaranteed to work in any branch of JD Wetherspoons:

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Not many women turn on TV to watch their husband in a live car crash. Just whoever's married to Formula One drivers and me

22nd March 2023

From the diary of Carrie Johnson, wife of the member for Uxbridge and South Ruislip