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How to ruin a perfectly good shag by getting emotional, with the Mash sex columnist

IT’S real, it’s here, it’s happening and you’re about to get some, and now you’re going to ruin the moment by bringing feelings into it? 

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Your astrological week ahead for October 4th, with Psychic Bob

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