How to scrape out a compliment about your partner's genitals, with the Mash sex columnist

29th February 2024

JUST like when a friend asks your opinion on a poem they’ve written, it can be hard to find nice things to say about your partner’s junk. But anything that may boost your chances of oral sex is worth a go.

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Her new laser eyes won't turn off: Which insane Princess Kate disappearance rumour do you believe?

28th February 2024

ARE you a rational person, or do you now believe one of these wild Princess Kate rumours swirling around the internet?