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Hull have made a cracking start to the Premier league, eh? By Celine Dion

I STEP onto that Paris stage like the ultimate diva. Before me stand thousands of fans ready for the night of their lives, and I’ll give it to them. But my mind is with the Tigers. 

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… The Guardian, not obsessing about Sydney Sweeney in this lengthy article about her

WAKING with a hangover so intense that I usefully throw up my appendix, I take on my customary gallons of water and am about to retire to bed when there is a knock at the door. 

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