'I am the next leader of the Conservative party,' says Suella. I hate to agree, but I’ve set a low bar

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s most enabling prime minister

Join Mash Premium today

Unlimited ad-free access, exclusive stories

£0 first month

  • One Month for Free
  • £3 per month thereafter
Start Trial Now
Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Putting the Great into Britain since 1979: The gammon food critic goes to Wetherspoons

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who won’t watch Match of the Day now women are on it

Join Mash Premium today

Unlimited ad-free access, exclusive stories

£0 first month

  • One Month for Free
  • £3 per month thereafter
Start Trial Now