I can't carry on like this until the election, Sir Keir. It's humiliating that everyone thinks I'm this thick

I THOUGHT I was ready for anything as your undercover agent in the Tories. Interrogation, danger, all that. But not the whole world thinking I’m a cretin. 

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Let's move to a Somerset town steeped in myth that isn't where the f**king festival is! This week: Glastonbury

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