I know HS2's cancelled. You know HS2's cancelled. So why go through the painful charade of announcing it?

28th September 2023

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, taking the tough decisions one rail link at a time

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We all camp in that tent: seven Bake-Off secrets by Alison Hammond

27th September 2023

THE Great British Bake Off is back, with new host Alison Hammond initiated into its sordid world of cakes and implied sex. These are the things she didn’t know: