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'I slipped the pensions thing past without them noticing,' Jeremy says. 'You very much didn't,' I reply

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s most fiscally responsible prime minister

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A global success story all thanks to the British Empire: The gammon food critic goes Indian

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who isn’t sure about that Suella Braverman but can’t put his finger on why

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