I'm riding a headline high. Everyone loves Rishi again. Nothing can spoil this moment. 'The net migration figures are in,' says Cleverly

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s most tax-cutting prime minister

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Why I'd be f**king class on Strictly, by Lord Cameron of Chipping Norton

THE Right Honorable Lord David Cameron has returned to public life, and after a brief period as foreign secretary will light up our Saturday nights on Strictly Come Dancing. He explains how he will win at a canter. 

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