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In Liz We Truss: to resign on day one to make way for Boris

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist slightly to the right of Hitler

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Leave Britain behind and kick back on an island with a higher population density than London! This week: Portsmouth

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