Let's move to a bleak West Midlands town with a museum celebrating industrial revolution poverty! This week: Dudley

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Mash Blind Date: 'Everyone else in the restaurant seemed disgusted I was dating a fleshlight'

PORN fan Tom Booker, 27, meets a fleshlight modelled on the vagina of a legendary star of adult entertainment. Will he find the sexual connection he’s dreamed of? 

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