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Let's move to a city in the midst of marshes where the locals carry wooden clubs! This week: Kilkenny

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Mash Blind Date: a man who loves running and hiking and climbing, and a woman who hates that shit but lied

LOVER of the outdoors Jack Browne, aged 28, is thrilled to be dating Hannah Tomlinson, aged 25, who hates all that crap but fancies men who do it. 

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