Let's move to a city where Ed Sheeran shagged one of the locals! This week: Galway

30th August 2022

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How to half-arse an obligatory birthday sex session

29th August 2022

FANTASIES of being forced into sex are common. Fantasies of being obligated to go down are non-existent, because the blowjob you’re guilted into pleases nobody.