Let's move to a dying port city Philip Larkin really hated! This week: Hull

5th April 2022

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Mash Blind Date: 'I could tell she was aroused by my knowledge of Star Trek minutiae'

4th April 2022

TO boldly go… on a date with a real-life human woman. We sent Star Trek obsessive Martin Bishop out with Lauren Hewitt who thinks Darth Vader is in it.