Let’s move to… a place so dull that being murdered by Vikings made a pleasant change. This week: Durham

26th October 2022

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You're never too porky to hide the sausage: The unhealthy person's guide to mindblowing sex

25th October 2022

THANKS to unrealistic body images in movies, porn and the imaginings of your own filthy mind, you’d think everyone is an abnormal freak with a toned arse, a clearly defined neck and no beer gut.