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'Look at what you've done. Made me into a prostitute. My father was right,' says my wife, after introducing me on stage

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s change candidate

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Sharing a table with vermin: The gammon food critic visits a cat cafe

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who’d always assumed Russell Brand was a poof

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