Man hopeful girlfriend's French evening class will make her horny

12th August 2024

A MAN whose girlfriend is taking evening classes in French is confident learning seductive new verbs will put her in the mood for sex.

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... Clarkson - just who we f**king need right now

9th August 2024

WAKING with a painful cranium, fortunately the result of alcohol and not a half-brick to the back of the head like the amusing chap in Southport, I reflect on the troubling events of the past week.