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Mash Blind Date: 'I thought oysters would be an aphrodisiac, until she almost shit herself'

WILL sales rep Alex fall for book editor Clare, despite a catastrophic bowel detonation caused by a hitherto undiscovered shellfish allergy?  

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Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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