Mash Blind Date: No woman can withstand my pick-up artist techniques

10th August 2023

RECRUITMENT consultant Dan, 31, has studied pick-up techniques, and attempts to use emotional manipulation to make women sleep with him. Teacher Holly, 28, is a normal human being.

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Sandwiches with no bloody crusts and pensioners stinking of piss: The gammon food critic goes for high tea

9th August 2023

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic who won’t be around long enough for ‘global boiling’ to be his fucking problem.