Mash Blind Date: 'What do I do? Recently I've been texting my exes with the less-than-ideal news they might have VD'

13th April 2023

MARKETING executive Lucy Parry, 29, is looking for love. STD victim James Bates, 30, is looking for a cream that will make it less painful to urinate. Will romance blossom?

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Dead overrated: Is 28 Days Later a bit shit?

12th April 2023

THE praise heaped upon 28 Days Later is more appropriate for Danny Boyle actually having invented cinema, not giving zombie films a makeover. Here’s why it’s somewhat overrated.