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My five promises to the UK are - 'Five promises, five pledges, you are such a Blair fanboy,' my wife interrupts

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, the UK’s prime minister for 2023

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Let's move to a picturesque riverside city that spends winter submerged and uninhabitable! This week: Worcester

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