Nanny state to take over your masturbation, says Labour

25th September 2024

THE Labour party has confirmed the nanny state is to take over every aspect of your life, down to and including your self-abuse.

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Light at end of tunnel is that I'll stop being a twat, promises Starmer

24th September 2024

THE prime minister has promised there is light at the end of the tunnel and it is that he will cease being a penny-pinching prick before the next election.