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Not many women turn on TV to watch their husband in a live car crash. Just whoever's married to Formula One drivers and me

From the diary of Carrie Johnson, wife of the member for Uxbridge and South Ruislip

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The pros and cons and but the pros though of putting out on a first date

YOU’RE on a first date. Improbably, it’s going well. Even more improbably, you fancy him, but should you carry that through to full penetrative sex? 

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