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Outdated monarchical heads-of-state are on borrowed time. I'm prettier than Kate

From the diary of Carrie Johnson, wife of the prime minister: 

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The BBC is celebrating 70 years of trying to destroy the Queen. Will they succeed?

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist slightly to the right of Hitler

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