Patties like beer mats and chips from f**king sweet potatoes: The gammon food critic's smash burger bar experience

17th July 2025

Restaurant reviews by Justin Tanner, our retired food critic, who would have watched more of the women’s Euros if the kits had been skimpier.

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Mash Blind Date: 'It's a lot harder using ChatGPT to charm her into bed in person'

14th July 2025

SHYNESS, laziness and ChatGPT guided James Bates, aged 30, to a date with 33-year-old Jo Kramer. But will this modern-day Cyrano have the heart of a poet in person?