President Trump's first priority: make the United States four states greater. Annex the UK

7th November 2024

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist convinced Trump will go down in history with Alexander the Great

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What your O-face says about you, by the Mash sex columnist

4th November 2024

FEW of us have a high opinion of our own features at the best of times. When locked in a rictus of orgasm, contorted with explosive bliss, it’s worse.