'Raab's no bully,' I told her. 'When he lifts me by my lapels, it's just to emphasise his point'

15th December 2022

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s prime minister

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Mash Blind Date: A 35-year-old woman and the dickhead she sadly knows she will settle for

14th December 2022

DESPERATE Joanna Kramer, aged 35, has set her self-esteem aside to go on a date with useless prick Tom Booker, aged 38. Will it be a love for the ages?